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YouTube porn.
Some people, say maybe people who’ve had their videos censored because of some orchestrated whining about the content, might feel that this is poetic justice.
Senseless censor.
From Wikipedia:
The Streisand effect is a primarily online phenomenon in which an attempt to censor or remove a piece of information has the unintended consequence of causing the information to be publicized widely and to a greater extent than would have occurred if no censorship had been attempted. It is named after American entertainer Barbra Streisand, following a 2003 incident in which her attempts to suppress photographs of her residence inadvertently generated further publicity.
It’s often been the case that attempts to ban something give it a greater attraction than if it had been ignored. “Don’t climb on to the worktop and take biscuits from the tin,” we’re told as children, but until the fact that there was a tin of biscuits was brought to our attention we’d have been happy to go play in the garden or watch TV. Later on we find new restrictions and prohibitions, and naturally many attempt to beat them by drinking, smoking and screwing before they’re of legal age and then trying to find some pot. This is only natural since the reasons given for the prohibition can be unconvincing and so the only way people can understand the need for the rule is to break it and see what all the fuss is about. Therefore if you want teenagers to smoke or drink and to develop a little black market in fake ID just tell them they can’t ’til they’re 18, if you want more people to become interested in drugs just tell them that drugs are completely forbidden, and if you want to ensure maximum publicity for some otherwise fairly uninteresting publication you should emulate Barbara Streisand and do your absolute level best to censor it.
Now Babs may have inadvertently put her name to this in 2003, but it’s much older. I’ve never read Lady Chatterley’s Lover but I’m told by someone who has that it’s not exactly a page-turner, so I can’t help but wonder if a few sex scenes and a smattering of Anglo-Saxon (including at least one word already published centuries before by Chaucer) was enough to create such widespread interest. Or was it that anything that had been banned for three decades had to be something really juicy? During my childhood there was Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood, which might well have been good enough to be a hit anyway but was absolutely guaranteed success when the BBC refused to air first the video and then the song, and then Spycatcher, which was easily the most boring book I have ever attempted to read (I gave up about a quarter of the way in, and that was the second try). I know many people who’ve tried and some who actually made it all the way through but very few who actually enjoyed it, yet it sold by the pallet load thanks to the vast amount of free publicity it got courtesy of the government’s desire to prevent it being sold at all. Streisand Effect? It could as easily have been called the Spycatcher Effect or the Frankie Effect.
So with all that in mind you might think that censors would be wary of using their power to ban and prohibit for fear of generating wider interest in something that would largely pass unnoticed. Well, you probably wouldn’t think that because Babs Streisand and her lawyers hadn’t learned, the fucktroons that banned Spycatcher hadn’t learned, the BBC censors that banned Relax hadn’t learned, and so on and so on. Censors never learn, especially the Australian censors, so actually it should be no surprise at all that they’re at it again. Having temporarily run out of computer games to ruin they’ve turned their attention to the movies and banned a film called LA Zombie.
And its director is absolutely delighted.
“My first thought was ‘Eureka!'” director Bruce LaBruce said, speaking from his home in Toronto.
“I’ll never understand how censors don’t see that the more they try to suppress a film, the more people will want to see it. It gives me a profile I didn’t have yesterday.”
Oh, has it ever. This movie is a low budget zombie gay porn flick – to call it ‘niche’ is probably an understatement. Almost certainly it would have lacked sufficiently broad appeal to have got more than a passing mention in most larger newspapers, yet the idiot censors have ensured that it’s newsworthy enough to be given centre attention in The Age and second item on the entertainment section of Google News (click both to enlarge).
Without the helpful hand of censorship LA Zombie would never have got that sort of attention, and not being a fan of zombie movies or gay porn I for one would almost certainly have never heard of it, which would have been no loss as it sounds shit.
Made for “less than $US100,000” in Los Angeles last year, LA Zombie was devised as “a reaction against torture porn” says La Bruce. “People come back to life [in my film], it’s a metaphor for healing.”
Really? The synopsis on Wikipedia says that the central character is a nutter who thinks he’s an alien zombie and who attempts to reanimate the dead by shagging them up the shit chute. And that’s a metaphor for healing, is it? Yeah, okay, right.
Pfffftt.
LaBruce admitted that his film did have explicit scenes of sex and violence, but said the version that was banned from the festival was a “soft core” version, where “it’s obviously a fake prosthetic. It’s a bizarre-looking thing with a scorpion’s stinger, it’s clearly not a human penis.”
That’s big of you.
No, wrong word. Not big. Er… generous. Shit, no. Still sounds a bit like we’re talking about dicks. Must keep the censors happy. Oh, damn… censors! That sounds like we’re talking about dicks as well, which we sort of are.
Seriously, this film didn’t need to be banned. I’m a pretty normal person and I’m no more likely to be corrupted by it than I was to learn the innermost secrets of the British Secret Service by wading through something as coma-inducing as fucking Spycatcher. Have the courage to treat people as adults and allow them to choose for themselves what they want to see, and you may be pleasantly surprised how many won’t bother to seek out what you were tempted to ban. Or carry on using taxpayers’ money to generate vast amounts of free publicity for crap that would have sunk without trace had it been left alone. Your choice, though if you carry on the way you have been you should expect people to be provocative on purpose just so they don’t have to bother with an advertising budget. Don’t believe me, oh censortive souls? Then consider this:
The director denied he’d deliberately sought censorship when making LA Zombie… “I wasn’t expecting it with this one,” he said. “My film Otto screened in Melbourne and that also had a zombie penetrating another zombie.”
Even if you accept LaBruce’s denial that he wanted this to happen, and the fact that he’s used the opportunity to plug another one of his movies means we should probably take it with a large pinch of salt, it seems possible that he’s thought about it before. “I wasn’t expecting it with this one.” If it’s occurred to one then it will certainly have occurred to many more, so it’s now down to the censors to decide whether or not the best method of censorship in the future is in fact not to censor at all. But if I was a betting man I’d put money on them ignoring the evidence and carrying on banning and restricting and cutting and prohibiting just as they and their kind always have. It’s not just that at heart they’re paternalists who really do believe they know what’s best for many millions of individual people, and know it far better than those individuals know it themselves. It’s also that a censor who censors things by not censoring them isn’t likely to be kept on the payroll for very long.
Prohibito ergo sum, but probably also prohibito ergo sum pensus.*
Twats.
* Latin classes were twenty odd years ago and I dropped it as soon as I could. If I’ve mangled that I can only say that it’s because I don’t care enough to have researched it properly.
Facebook grows a set.
‘Facebook is a place where people can express their views and discuss things in an open way as they can and do in many other places, and as such we sometimes find people discussing topics others may find distasteful, however that is not a reason in itself to stop a debate from happening.”
Good for them but it’s funny, isn’t it? Sometimes companies like Facebook find it easy enough to get all worked up about free speech and tell governments to stuff off, and I’m right alongside them when they do. But the same companies will freak out and cave in when confronted by a small number of complaints from misogynists, prudes and tittyphobes who object to photos of slightly too anatomically correct dolls or new mothers breastfeeding their babies. This might make sense if most of the whiners were paying to book their faces, but it’s a free service so what are they losing if the tittyphobes all sod off somewhere else?
Personally I carry no brief for Raoul Moat or anyone else who goes around shooting unarmed people in revenge for perceived wrongs, and I’m generally inclined to support the police when they’re not harassing innocent photographers and chasing victimless crimes that help the clear up rates but are in reality, as the Guide says, mostly harmless. But I accept that not everyone will be of the same opinion and they have as much right to express their thoughts as I do mine. Equally I feel that photographs of breastfeeding mothers can occupy a spectrum from yawn inducing cack that only their family members will be interested in all the way to moving and beautiful (and in keeping with the H2G2 theme I really don’t give a pair of foetid dingo kidneys about nipples on dolls). Why can’t the tittyphobes and prudes take the same attitude and either stop whining about images that offend them (and almost nobody else) or stop fucking looking at them? For that matter, why can’t the Elder Twin start living up to some of these ideals about freedom he espouses from time to time?
Freedom, as I’ve said before, tends to be pretty black and white, and freedom of speech is no exception. You are free to say what you think or you are not – it’s that fucking simple. You are certainly free to say that something someone else has said offends you but that doesn’t give you the right to shut them up. It’s at the top of the page: there is no right not to be offended. If you can’t deal with that without demanding other people’s freedom is restricted to suit you and your tastes I’d suggest you go live in a cave somewhere where you can’t see or hear the rest of the world not agreeing with you. That goes double if you’re a tittyphobe and treble if you’re a politician sucking up to tabloid readers.
Own goal – UPDATED
Either you are free to speak as you think and feel, or you are not. Any restriction on what can be said by definition means you do not have freedom of speech. It’s one of life’s absolutes. Mrs Exile should be free to call me a pom with an unhealthy obsession with the weather and the correct form of queueing. I’m should be free to call her a typical fucking colonial with a cultural inferiority complex. We should be free to refer to the Scots as a nation of orange haired, drunken porridge wogs* who deep fry anything edible, perhaps anything at all in the hope of making it edible. And the Scots most certainly should be free to say they’d rather support anyone but England in the World Cup.
Arguably the performance of Rooney & Co is enough to make English fans consider supporting anybody but the Italian led bunch of overpaid, talent-free, embarrassing, salad dodgers on whom England’s hopes rest(ed) anyway, but given that the Scots, as usual, don’t have a dog in the fight, why shouldn’t they support who they want for whatever reason they want?
Because it’s racist, apparently.
High street retailer HMV has withdrawn “Anyone But England” World Cup posters and T-shirts from its Scottish stores following complaints they were racist.
/facepalm
Racist? Oh, behave. I wouldn’t call that racist if I heard it from an Aussie, much less a Scot. I might accept that “Anyone But England’ has possible racist overtones, though not that it’s explicitly racist, if it came from someone black or asian etc, but really it’s more nationalist than racist. And even if you do accept as racist, it’s about a bloody soccer tournament for Christ’s sake. How bloody thin-skinned do you need to be to get upset by this? Harden the fuck up!
And who’s behind the complaint?
The Campaign for an English Parliament (CEP) contacted police about the “insensitive and provocative” items which, their website claimed were “criminally irresponsible”.
/double facepalm and oh shit. I’d been meaning to link to the CEP since I thought these guys stood for a return to common sense, fairness and liberty for all. I may still but this move seems awfully like a touch of “if you can’t beat ’em, join in”. The CEP seems to want freedom of speech for England, and of course that’s great. I’m all for freedom of speech so I’m absolutely with the CEP on that, but why stop at England? Personally I’d like to see the day when any North Korean can say that Kim Jong Il is a cunt, so England (or Australia, depending on who/where I’m ranting against) is no more than a first step. But if so then restricting the same freedom elsewhere seems like a step backwards, especially if it’s within your own country. Would we get more freedom here in Victoria by persuading Canberra to put limits on Queenslanders, or would it be more likely for them to apply the same restriction in all states?
You’re not gaining more freedom for yourselves by demanding limits on the freedom of your neighbours, and I think the CEP have scored a massive own goal here. I’d hope that the idea was to try to ridicule the tendency to cry ‘racist’ whenever anyone says something that someone else (not necessarily themselves) finds something vaguely objectionable, but I think they’ve succeeded only in legitimising it even for something as trivial as fucking football. In turn this opens the door for the Scots to cry ‘racist’ if an Englishman says he’d rather eat anything but a clootie dumpling.
As far as I know I haven’t so much as a molecule of Scottish glomahaeblin in my blood but I’m on their side. Screw the English who killed Mel Gibson and won’t let them support whatever football team they like – HMV should have told them to fuck off. Anyone but England indeed, though in the interests of free speech I’ll say I think Scotland’s twelfth most talented footballer is Wee Jimmy Krankie.
UPDATE – I left a brief comment to this effect on a post about the Scottish HMV at The CEP blog at 9:58am on 20/6/10. It’s still awaiting moderation, though ten comments made afterwards seems to be up. [Shrugs] Wonder why.
* In the Aussie sense a wog is a Mediterranean European providing they’re not French and therefore already covered by the term ‘Frog’. The people covered by ‘wog’ have been extended by the use of modifiers. Some, like ‘porridge wog’ for the Scots, I’ve heard fairly often. Others. like ‘potato wog’ for the Irish and ‘clog wog’ for the Dutch, seem more rare. The fact that Australians have given us English the unique and unmodified term ‘Pom’ all to ourselves I take to be an indication of the special place we occupy in the cultural hearts of this linguistically gifted people. Either that or the sand-grubbing bastards loathe us so much that we deserved our own insult.
I don’t lose any sleep over it either way.
Met Office memory hole – UPDATED
I wish I could say I’m shocked by this but it’d be a lie. I’m sure they’re not the only type of holes in the building.
On July 23, 2009 the UK Met Office issued their infamous winter forecast, ahead of the coldest winter in 50 years. It read:
“…Early indications are that winter temperatures are likely to be near or above average over much of Europe including the UK. For the UK, Winter 2009/10 is likely to be milder *(and wetter) than last year “.
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I remember reading the article on the Met Office web site at the time. But something funny happened on December 30, 2009. The Met Office over wrote that link with a new article titled “Forecast for the rest of Winter 2009/10″ which has no mention of the original prediction. It now reads:
…for the rest of winter, over northern Europe including the UK, the chance of colder conditions is now 45%; there is a 30% chance of average and a 25% chance of milder conditions.
Their original warm winter forecast seems to have been scrubbed from the web site, and there are no longer any press releases dated July 23.
Of course after Climategate this probably isn’t a surprise to anyone, but it’s still quite disturbing. Naturally a couple of Watts Up With That commenters have mentioned the obvious Orwellian link, the memory hole, which was the first thing that I thought of when I saw the post. I’m sure a lot of people have heard of the memory hole concept in 1984 but when you think of how things on the internet can simply be changed from saying one thing to saying another the passage in the book that describes Winston Smith at work is worth re-reading.
Winston examined the four slips of paper which he had unrolled. Each contained a message of only one or two lines, in the abbreviated jargon — not actually Newspeak, but consisting largely of Newspeak words — which was used in the Ministry for internal purposes. They ran:
times 17.3.84 bb speech malreported africa rectify
times 19.12.83 forecasts 3 yp 4th quarter 83 misprints verify current issue
times 14.2.84 miniplenty malquoted chocolate rectify
times 3.12.83 reporting bb dayorder doubleplusungood refs unpersons rewrite fullwise upsub antefiling
With a faint feeling of satisfaction Winston laid the fourth message aside. It was an intricate and responsible job and had better be dealt with last. The other three were routine matters, though the second one would probably mean some tedious wading through lists of figures.
Winston dialled ‘back numbers’ on the telescreen and called for the appropriate issues of The Times, which slid out of the pneumatic tube after only a few minutes’ delay. The messages he had received referred to articles or news items which for one reason or another it was thought necessary to alter, or, as the official phrase had it, to rectify. For example, it appeared from The Times of the seventeenth of March that Big Brother, in his speech of the previous day, had predicted that the South Indian front would remain quiet but that a Eurasian offensive would shortly be launched in North Africa. As it happened, the Eurasian Higher Command had launched its offensive in South India and left North Africa alone. It was therefore necessary to rewrite a paragraph of Big Brother’s speech, in such a way as to make him predict the thing that had actually happened. Or again, The Times of the nineteenth of December had published the official forecasts of the output of various classes of consumption goods in the fourth quarter of 1983, which was also the sixth quarter of the Ninth Three-Year Plan. Today’s issue contained a statement of the actual output, from which it appeared that the forecasts were in every instance grossly wrong. Winston’s job was to rectify the original figures by making them agree with the later ones. As for the third message, it referred to a very simple error which could be set right in a couple of minutes. As short a time ago as February, the Ministry of Plenty had issued a promise (a ‘categorical pledge’ were the official words) that there would be no reduction of the chocolate ration during 1984. Actually, as Winston was aware, the chocolate ration was to be reduced from thirty grammes to twenty at the end of the present week. All that was needed was to substitute for the original promise a warning that it would probably be necessary to reduce the ration at some time in April.
As soon as Winston had dealt with each of the messages, he clipped his speakwritten corrections to the appropriate copy of The Times and pushed them into the pneumatic tube. Then, with a movement which was as nearly as possible unconscious, he crumpled up the original message and any notes that he himself had made, and dropped them into the memory hole to be devoured by the flames.
1984 was, as has been said about a bazillion times, supposed to be a warning, not a fucking instruction manual. It’s ironic that the reason these bastards are getting caught doing this sort of thing is because they don’t control the internet, the medium they’re trying to give the memory hole treatment, and it just takes one nosy blogger to notice and post this sort of thing for other bloggers to read and spread. How on earth did they think this would go unnoticed? Must be more than one type of hole in the building.
UPDATE – Actually it’s a bazillion and one times thanks to cracked.com. I know this is getting away from memory holes but it’s still a fair point.
Aaron Evans is another cautionary tale against bragging. Evidently fearing that someone might take false credit for his illegal deeds, Evans had his full name and birth date tattooed on the back of his neck. This was a particularly poor decision considering he was a car thief from the UK–the place which treats Orwell’s 1984 as a set of instructions concerning video surveillance.
And that was pretty moronic idea for a tattoo.
Game theory.
On the off chance I have any Australian readers, and in the hope that they’d care about the contemptible level of nannying and censorship imposed on us by the government at both state and federal level, I’d like to draw attention to this public consultation on the classification of video games.
The Commonwealth Government has released a discussion paper which briefly summarises the key arguments for and against an R 18+ classification for computer games. Censorship Ministers have considered the issue of an adult classification for computer games on several occasions. However, they have not undertaken public consultation on this issue.
Submissions are being sought on whether the Australian National Classification Scheme should include an R 18+ classification category for computer games. Submissions can be made by downloading and completing the submission template. Submissions may also be mailed or faxed. The discussion paper and submission template contain the contact details for making a submission.
Submissions are invited by close of business 28 February 2010.
I’ve blogged before on the situation with computer games here in Australia, and as I mentioned here there appears to be only one reason why Australia doesn’t have an adult classification for games, and that is Michael Atkinson, the Attorney-General of South Australia. He doesn’t like them and constitutionally he has the power to prevent a classification being made available to the official government censor, ah, I mean the Office of Film and Literature Classification. Which is a nice way of saying official government censor.
Films, computer games and some publications are classified under a National Classification Scheme which is a cooperative arrangement involving the Commonwealth, States and Territories. The Classification Board classifies films, computer games and publications by applying the Commonwealth Classification (Publications, Films and Computer Games) Act 1995, the National Classification Code and the classification guidelines.
Due to the cooperative nature of the Scheme, any major changes to classification policy, such as the introduction of an R 18+ classification for computer games, must be unanimously agreed by Commonwealth, State and Territory Censorship Ministers.
Bad enough that we have a censor. Bad enough that Australia’s governments at every level don’t think its people are bright enough to be treated as adults. Bad enough that their solution is an unnecessarily complicated system of hard limits, which like all hard limits are fundamentally flawed.* But to have one man, possibly influenced by his personal religious convictions, to be able to impose his views not just on his own state but on every adult across the whole country – the thick end of 14 million people – is fucking ludicrous.
If you agree then nip along to the AG.gov.au site and download a submission form. Yes, if the South Australian AG is determined to obstruct it there’s apparently little or nothing that can stop him apart from the small number of people who elected him in the first place voting him out. However, if enough pressure can be brought by demonstrating that a large number of people do want the adult classification, or at least don’t object, then he might stop being such a tool about it.
* Individuals vary so it’s inevitable that all age limits are set at the wrong level for virtually everyone alive. Those maturing slowly will pass the age limits too soon and those who are more advanced are going to be forced to wait for no practical reason. Without personally getting to know everyone in a population it’s impossible for a government to make these decisions – only the adults responsible for individual children and teenagers can do that.
Let’s hear it for Google.
Google does plenty that’s attracted criticism and to be honest some of it is probably merited. However on this they deserve a standing ovation.
Google says it will not “voluntarily” comply with the [Australian] government’s request that it censor YouTube videos in accordance with broad “refused classification” (RC) content rules.
Go Google! You tell ’em… but by the way, who was asking you to, as if I couldn’t guess?
Communications Minister Stephen Conroy…
Oh, surprise surfuckingprise. Senator Stephen bloody Conroy again. Regular readers (if I have any) may recognise this as a name that crops up in my rantings on a semi regular basis. I’d link to a few of them but it’s got to the point now where I think the bastard deserves his own tag – Censortor Conroy (believe me, I was sorely tempted to use ‘Senator Cuntboy’). Anyway, I digress.
Communications Minister Stephen Conroy referred to Google’s censorship on behalf of the Chinese and Thai governments in making his case for the company to impose censorship locally.
Can you believe this fuckwit? Look you vile, authoritarian, smear of excrement, do you really want to use China as Australia’s role model? It’s a country where non-violent crimes such as tax evasion or official fraud can get you executed* and, if such stories are to be believed, having shot you in the head for whatever it was you may have done the state sends your family an invoice for the bullet. It’s a country where you, Stephen, would find life difficult – as a practicing Catholic you would be unable to occupy your current job since they’d expect you to be an atheist, and helping to slot your mates into nice jobs might be on the list of things that would get you slotted as well. It’s a country where the idea of being able to criticise the government freely and without fear of retribution is a distant fantasy. Of course, for all I know that last one might sort of appeal to you. On top of everything else the argument that Google did it for China is weakened by Google’s recent threat to clear off and leave China to it, even if censorship isn’t the exact reason behind it.
Google warns this would lead to the removal of many politically controversial, but harmless, YouTube clips.
University of Sydney associate professor Bjorn Landfeldt, one of Australia’s top communications experts, said that to comply with Conroy’s request Google “would have to install a filter along the lines of what they actually have in China”.
Which is pretty much what Conroy has been planning to inflict on Australian ISPs for a while now.
In an interview with the ABC’s Hungry Beast, which aired last night, Conroy said applying ISP filters to high-traffic sites such as YouTube would slow down the internet, “so we’re currently in discussions with Google about … how we can work this through”.
You can’t and you know it. You can only make the internet slower and more expensive for everyone in Australia.
“What we’re saying is, well in Australia, these are our laws and we’d like you to apply our laws,” Conroy said.
You high and mighty prick. They’re not an Australian company and the content which you claim breaks our laws – and incidentally you’ve got a cheek saying that without having even tried to prosecute anyone for it – might not have broken any local laws where it was loaded. Why the fuck should they be interested in our laws? Try to understand how the internet works, will you. You cannot control it any more than you can control the thoughts of the billions of individuals around the world with internet access – for all practical purposes the two are the same thing. What good are our laws, though the reality is they are more your laws imposed on the rest of us, if they’re fucking unenforceable? You might as well pass a law banning the emailing of dirty jokes not just in Australia but anywhere.
Fortunately Google aren’t playing ball.
“YouTube has clear policies about what content is not allowed, for example hate speech and pornography, and we enforce these, but we can’t give any assurances that we would voluntarily remove all Refused Classification content from YouTube,” [Google Australia’s head of policy, Iarla Flynn] said.
“The scope of RC is simply too broad and can raise genuine questions about restrictions on access to information. RC includes the grey realms of material instructing in any crime from [painting] graffiti to politically controversial crimes such as euthanasia, and exposing these topics to public debate is vital for democracy.”
Slightly disappointing that Flynn didn’t simply ask why enforcing this particular area of the law was the duty of a private company rather than the various services and agencies for which the Aussie taxpayers have already paid. Again it suggests the law is unenforceable and prompts the question of what the fuck was the point in us all being forced to fucking pay for it.
Asked for further comment, a Google Australia spokeswoman said that, while the company “won’t comply voluntarily with the broad scope of all RC content”, it would comply with the relevant laws in countries it operates in.
However, if Conroy includes new YouTube regulations in his internet filtering legislation, it is not clear if these would apply to Google since YouTube is hosted overseas.
“They [Google] don’t control the access in Australia – all their equipment that would do this is hosted overseas … and I would find it very hard to believe that the Australian government can in any way force an American company to follow Australian law in America,” Landfeldt said.
“Quite frankly it would really not be workable … every country in the world would come to Google and say this is what you need to do for our country. You would not be able to run the kind of services that Google provides if that would be the case.”
Frankly you could have stopped with the point that Australia can’t enforce its laws outside its borders.
This week the Computer Research and Education Association (CORE) put out a statement on behalf of all Australasian computer science lecturers and professors opposing the government’s internet filtering policy.
They said the filters would only block a fraction of the unwanted material available on the internet, be inapplicable to many of the current methods of online content distribution and create a false sense of security for parents.
CORE said the blacklist could be used by current and future governments to restrict freedom of speech, while those determined to get around the filters and access nasty content could do so with ease.
In fairness to Senator Conrod (lots of noise and energy spent going up and down and round and round) I believe he honestly thinks this idea of his is in everyone’s best interests and does not intend that it should be used to restrict freedom of speech. He’s a fully paid up member of the god squad and I’m sure it’s just morally iffy stuff he has a problem with. But I in turn have a problem with that since I’m strongly opposed to government at any level acting as any kind of moral authority. If you want morality lessons don’t go to the fucking government, go to church (synagogue, temple, mosque, whatever). Or better yet, sit down and nut it out for yourselves instead of being someone else’s brain slave. As night follows day when governments begin imposing the morality of government ministers on their citizens freedoms are lost and liberty suffers, which is why it’s one of the vast and increasing number of things that they absolutely must not be allowed to do.
Conroy might not want to restrict my freedom of speech as such, but if I want to make a YouTube video on topics like abortion or euthanasia and assisted suicide then he might do it anyway. Worse, far worse, once the legal framework is in place his successors will have the legal ability and the fucking precedent to really fuck us up.
It’s got to stop.
* Not being Chinese must be a huge relief to certain British MPs and Lords.
Australia Day
Blogging will be light – those lamb chops won’t barbecue themselves, you know. In the meantime I hope a few people may take a look through some of the EFA links on the pop up when the blog loads, and if you’re here in Oz and have a website or blog yourself maybe you’ll join in the Great Australian Internet Blackout for the rest of the week. For everyone else please do look into it – it’ll give you an idea of what you’re probably going to be in for in the not too distant future.
Anyone who opposes censorship must love kiddie porn.
As a follow up to this the SMH blogger aturner has posted an update to his piece about Senator Stephen Conroy proposing speed humps be installed across Australia’s freeways and highways. Like the first one it’s so good that it’s just not worth chopping bits out, so I make no apology for quoting en bloc again (my emphasis in the last couple of paragraphs).
Conroy abandons speed hump plans for Australia’s freeways.
aturner | December 21, 2009
In the face of a significant public backlash, Communications Minister Stephen Conroy has backed down on plans to install speed humps on every Australian freeway.
Last week Senator Conroy said he was confident that placing speed humps every 100 metres on all Australian freeways would protect children – reducing accidents by 100 percent with a “negligible” impact on traffic congestion and travel times. The plan was supported by traffic management trials which had only been conducted in suburban back streets.
The plan to throttle Australia’s road transport system was slammed by critics as flawed, unworkable, easily bypassed, politically motivated and open to abuse, as reported in the media on Friday.
After listening to public concern over the mandatory speed hump plan, Senator Conroy today abandoned the concept in favour of public education campaigns and better policing.
“Over the weekend I’ve realised that I don’t actually know that much about traffic management and it might be best to listen to the experts,” Senator Conroy said.
“I realise that certain segments of the community were keen on the idea of mandatory speed humps, using them as a tool to control everywhere Australians go and everything they see. Such a plan is not acceptable in a democratic country and would make Australia an international laughing stock.”
Rather than waste the time and money already invested in the mandatory speed hump plan, Senator Conroy has decided to apply the exact same concept to Australia’s internet access – introducing mandatory ISP-level internet content filtering for all Australians. He has ignored criticisms from networking experts and consumer advocacy groups that the mandatory internet filtering plan is just as unworkable as speed humps on the freeways.
“There are a lot of analogies between Australia’s road system and its broadband internet network,” Senator Conroy said. “Both are critical infrastructure, vital to the nation’s economy. Both require significant investment and long-term planning, driven by experts in the field. Neither should be manipulated for short-term political gain at the expense of the nation’s future.“
“The difference is that your average man on the street can understand how foolish the speed hump idea is, but if we apply the same concept to Australia’s internet access most people will blindly accept it because they don’t understand how ill-conceived and unworkable the idea is.“
“People might have thought we were joking about speed humps on the freeway, but I can assure you the plan to do the same to the internet is completely real. It’s been all over the news. That’s fine, because anyone who opposes mandatory internet filtering obviously loves kiddie porn.“
“We know the filtering plan will work, because a website opposing mandatory filtering was taken offline in record time last week. Australia’s domain authority body pulled the plug on stephenconroy.com.au in three hours, even though the process generally takes days. That clearly proves that we can eliminate unsavoury websites, although once the web filtering is in place you won’t even know that we’ve done it.”
More details of Senator Conroy’s mandatory ISP-level internet filtering can be found at nocleanfeed.com.
Gold. Just gold.
Australia – all grown up now according to the censors.
If only that were true, but there’s been one little victory for responsible adults and their freedom to decide things for themselves. The Aliens vs Predator game, which I wrote about here, is going to be available in Australia after all. And without being specially edited or revised for the notoriously over sensitive and sooky Australian gamers who all faint at the sight of virtual blood being spilled.
Sega Australia has confirmed that the Classification Review Board has overturned the original decision to Refuse Classification for Aliens vs Predator and has given it an MA15+ rating.
Sega Australia’s Managing Director, Darren Macbeth said, “It is with great pleasure that we announce the success of our appeal. We are particularly proud that the game will be released in its original entirety, with no content altered or removed whatsoever.”
“This is a big win for Australian gamers. We applaud the Classification Review Board on making a decision that clearly considers the context of the game, and is in line with the modern expectations of reasonable Australians,” added Macbeth.
I wouldn’t go that far. It’s a small win, but since I don’t see what the fuck it has to do with government what games adults choose to play I’m inclined to reserve the phrase ‘big win for gamers’ for the time when the government gives up the power to ban a game from the entire country because of it’s own squeamishness or the moral positions of certain state officials. Look, check the games out if you must, and if you want to insist on slapping a little sign on the spine of the box to indicate the type of content to buyers, okay. But don’t extend that to deciding for a nation of 20 million people who can play what and whether some games can be played by anyone at all. We’re adults. Fuck off and leave us alone.
However, since we look like being stuck with the present situation for the foreseeable future I have to concede that it is a result, and I can’t help but wonder if the companies behind Risen, Fallout 3 and Left For Dead 2 would have gotten a similar result if they’d stood up to the censors by saying something like
“We will not be releasing a sanitized or cut down version for territories where adults are not considered by their governments to be able to make their own entertainment choices.”
Declaration of interest: I don’t play computer games much and I’m not hugely interested in shoot-’em-ups when I do. While I’m not really in the market for any of the games I’ve mentioned here I want to not have them because I chose not to buy them, not because the government made the decision for me. However, I’m half tempted to buy Aliens vs Predator because of the admirable way they stood up to the nanny state here.