Before anyone suggests it…

No, the Melbourne earthquake has got nothing to do with the 2012 Mayan doom apocraplypse predicted to occur in 184 days by some swivel eyed lunatics and roughly never by actual Mayans. The one event that has happened is not related to the other event which won’t. Anyone who thinks otherwise should seriously consider getting a friend to drive them to the doctor for a long talk about a prescription for chlorpromazine. Alternatively being twatted lightly about the head and neck with VHS copies of the complete works of Roland Emmerich might do the job.

That is all.


Posted on June 19, 2012, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. On the subject of these things Angry; did the Rapture occur as predicted a while ago? I didn’t notice anyone disappear, but then with my circle of friends ….

    • Well, I thought it was quite a nice day but nothing particularly rapturous happened that I noticed, but like you it’s possible that I wouldn’t know anyone among the Salvaged or whatever the correct term is.

  2. predicted to occur in 184 days by some swivel eyed lunatics

    Ha ha – let’s wait 184 days.

    • I still go with Clarke’s retrospective prediction that the world ended at midnight on the 31st December 1999, but everyone was having far too good a time to notice. That or we’re in the Matrix.

  3. You vanished again?…

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