Meanwhile in Scotland…
Duelling bagpipes? Seriously, is that really what you have to do to get laid in Scotland? Sound like you’re maiming a cat while looking like you’re fisting an octopus?
Actually… I have to admit the sound is just a bit awesome. I’m having the one in the skirt, and I don’t care which.*
* In case Mrs E reads this, no, not really. Not even the one on the left.
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Posted on June 4, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged Not proper blogging but sod it. Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.
And she never danced to show us her knickers. I call shame on her.
Maybe it’s not just the Scots fellas who are supposed to go commando.
Bagpipes were originally used in battle – massed ranks of these wailing bladders were supposed to frighten the hell out of the enemy.
Christ on a bike, how much Irn-Bru do you have to drink to make your bladder wai… oh, sorry, we’re still talking about the pipes.
Hahahaha that was pretty good. I have always liked bagpipes, even though I am not Scottish, and even though I don’t know any non-Scots who like them.