Meanwhile in Scotland…
Duelling bagpipes? Seriously, is that really what you have to do to get laid in Scotland? Sound like you’re maiming a cat while looking like you’re fisting an octopus?
Actually… I have to admit the sound is just a bit awesome. I’m having the one in the skirt, and I don’t care which.*
* In case Mrs E reads this, no, not really. Not even the one on the left.