Headlines you really don’t expect to see at breakfast time

“Gordon Ramsay’s Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den in Wales”

Other than the fact that I had no idea that there was such a thing as dwarf porn, let alone celeb chef lookalike dwarf porn – I was only able to carry on eating my toast normally by adding mind bleach to my morning coffee – what’s surprising is that it turns out this story dates from last September but as I write is the fifth most popular online article at the Telegraph (the Sydney one, not the UK one).

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What, if anything, that says about Sydneysiders I really can’t say. 😉


Posted on February 2, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. Just googled to see whether or not your post came up as a result for searching for “dwarf porn”!

    It hasn’t – well, not on the first page, anyway. I reckon you’re safe for now!

    “In a recent interview Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your A**e We Go, spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay’s double”.

    I suppose I shouldn’t be laughing at that last statement, but I am. I suppose I must be totally evil…

  2. Bucko will be pleased – this should reduce the number of searches for Octopus Porn…

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