I meant to mention this the other day but what with Christmassy stuff going on it slipped my mind. It’s only 363 days until the world doesn’t end. Yes, it’s also only about half an hour until the world doesn’t end as well, but Mexico isn’t expecting millions of visitors to arrive any second so as to be closer to the ruins built by the people who are believed to have predicted the end of the world but in fact didn’t predict any such thing at all.
”The world will not end, stressed Yeanet Zaldo, a spokeswoman for the Cancun area. ”It is an era.”
Quite. In the same way that when the modern calendar runs out this New Year’s Eve the world won’t end either. It’s just that 2012 will start.
Not that that’s stopping some famous(ish) names – George Lucas, Ashton Kutcher and Lil Wayne among them, as I blogged a while back – from seeking New Age wisdom in someone else’s ancient history and getting it arse about face. Them and quite a few million other people.
That said, she’s helping the area and a few others close by gear up for what is promising to be the region’s biggest tourist season ever.
More than 52 million people are expected to visit the Quintana Roo (where Cancun is), Yucatan, Chiapas, Tabasco and Campeche regions. In an average year the whole of Mexico only gets 22 million tourists.
And I don’t blame them for wanting to cash in on this wave of the cashed up and credulous – I sure as hell would. Look, by all means go visit Mexico if you want to, but if you think the world’s going to end it doesn’t seem to matter much where you are so you might as well be somewhere that’s important to you. If you think it’s going to end and you’re going to leave home and the people you care about to go get killed in Mexico then I suggest you try some of their excellent drugs while you’re there, because if you don’t make any sense normally then you might was well try being off your tits on something instead. But I suspect the reality is that almost everyone who goes to Mexico next December will have booked a return flight.
I do hope so because they won’t want to miss the real end of the world as (completely not) predicted over 30,000 years ago by the aborigines of south east Australia, which is due to begin at around four in the afternoon on Friday October 25th, 2013, on Wurundjeri Way just west of Melbourne’s central business district. Or it might just be the queue for the freeway at the Montague Street junction, who knows? It’s probably best to come and see for yourself when the time comes, but bring money. Bring lots of money.