Friday the 13th – Part Blogger

Dearest Blogger,

Please do not schedule maintenance and/or major upgrades again in weeks ending Friday the 13th, especially if it coincides with a weird planetary alignment that makes a scheduled earthquake miss Rome by about a thousand miles. Also please check to see if your headquarters is built on an old native American graveyard or if your basement has any mysterious and chthonic tunnel entrances that weren’t there before. Make sure whoever you send knows to stay in groups of at least three and never to let each other out of sight, as well as to run like hell if the walls start acting like the floor or if there are any tentacle faced statuettes lying around.

Anxious Exile


Posted on May 14, 2011, in Uncategorized and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Comments Off on Friday the 13th – Part Blogger.

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