Things I still don’t get about Australia – no 26.
Hair loss adverts. Non bloody stop hair loss adverts. If it’s not this lot it’s other bunch who’ve got Shane Warne talking about looking like a new cricket ball (and acting more wooden than his favourite bat) or shampoo companies wittering on about their new hair retention formula. “Feel the confidence?” Oh, go fuck yourselves with a steel comb. Are Aussie men that vain about a bald spot? Or is TV advertising cheap enough here that these companies can bombard us with ads all the time?
Fuck off, the lot of yous.