Sports bulletin.

Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean will be grateful that their gold medal performance in 1984 – twenty six years ago for the benefit of the Telegraph – was shown again on Australian TV this morning. Maybe the women’s curling team from 02 will get a mention tomorrow. How do papers do this? It’s not like Britain comes back from any Winter Olympics with so many medals that it’s easy to overlook people. Lazy journos who can’t be arsed to do five minutes of googling? No wonder the bastards running the country get such an easy ride.