Things I still don’t get about Australia – No. 2
Shotgunning Tims Tams, or the Tim Tam Slam.
I mean, why for heaven’s sake? And yes, I have tried it and I’m still none the wiser. It’s okay, but some people use the word orgasmic about it. All I can say is that if your orgasms are only as good as a Tim Tam Slam you should probably see a specialist. Tea, nice. Tim Tams, really nice. But I like ice cream and bacon and eggs too, and no one would mix those up together would they?
Oh fuck, I must be one of the last sane ones left.